According to the Miami Herald, Tamien Bain, a Miami man who held up a McDonald’s at gunpoint in 1994, is one of the five finalists in a contest for a new jingle promoting the Big Mac.
What Should McDonald’s Do?
- Let him win the contest.
- Then, the second he gets his hands on the prize money, BAM! you have the Hamburglar steal it back at gunpoint.
- Capture the whole thing on video
- Title it “McFail”
- Put it on Fail Blog. Instant viral goodness.
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